Tuesday, January 3, 2023

38 and Counting Thought Dead and Resurrected -- All Had Covid-19

 

Morticians, coroners, doctors, and dozens of families across the world are shocked that family members thought to have died from COVID-19 are now back among the living.

 

The revelation that the heart can regain a beat after 6 days' death has shaken the nation, as an estimated 38 individuals worldwide have actually become awakened after presumed death from COVID-19. The scientific discovery has flummoxed the world, as coroners have been bombarded with COVID deaths over the past 2 years, and had always seen that a presumed dead was, indeed dead. But recently, research is showing that some presumed-dead have taken on life, and 37 of the 38 had not yet been put in the ground.

In all cases, the body had tested positive for COVID-19, and had been presumed dead. Many bodies had been buried, and only 1 buried body has escaped her grave. This was  was 36-year-old Tricia Stevens of Newport, Indiana. In Tricia's case, her family had buried her only 3 feet underground, instead of the usual 6', and had also given her a wooden casket that was easily destroyed with her ninja-clawing hands. The former body-builder has now joined a group of 37 former dead-turned-living COVID-19 survivors. They say their main mission is to convince the world to wait at least 10 days before putting their dead relatives in the ground, and they encourage coroners to make their body bags unzippable from the inside. 

This shocking and unprecedented finding is presumed to come from an expected confluence of factors involving COVID-19 and the individual being in unusually good shape. Church members around the word are rioting, and legislators are quick to work with hospitals on operable body-bags.

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